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[glittergroovy]

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[georgebbwbush]

extremely real tweet

[georgebbwbush]

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[scramratz]

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[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[pancoleon]

Absolutely loving the people in the notes who clearly think this is just a random old lady and not Angela Merkel, Chancellor of Germany

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[horseimagebarn]

horse whose hooves are stuck individually in different colored buckets the horse seems a bit surprised but unbothered the sign of a well mannered yet perhaps empty minded horse or perhaps this is all a goof of the horses own design

[onebi1]

I work at an equine hospital and for non horse people, there’s ice in those buckets for the horse’s feet. This is a common thing to do after a horse eats too much food, as ingesting high amounts of sugar causes inflammation in the hoof. So this horse is not just content in his buckets, he’s likely just enjoyed the greatest meal of his life.

[horseimagebarn]

it got lost in the sauce so hard that it had to put its feet in the sauce shoutout to a homie and a legend

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[marisatomay]

passports…should not expire

[marisatomay]

actually i have decided that passports shouldn’t exist at all

[marisatomay]

ALT

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i love it here

[catgirlbutthole]

Me when I'm about to do a terrorism but I am stopped by a cop asking for my passport

Originally posted by r4cs0

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[oneswordstyle]

Nothing sharper than a batarang (with a dash of krytonite radiation)

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[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[wineyrose]

happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance

[swordshapedleaves]

Happy 5 year anniversary to the effervescent snail post

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finallygaveintothesirencall asked:

How do you preserve the food from your garden so it doesn't go bad before you can eat it?

gallusrostromegalus answered:

You are wildly underestimating my ability to go fucking feral about fresh produce. I don’t think I even brought snap peas into the house last year. Just ate them right off the vine.

Though I did end up freezing the strawberries/blue berries as they ripened, but even those were consumed within the week.

The only tough one was the potatoes, but that was resolved by just foisting potatoes on everyone I knew. Much more welcome than Zucchinis.

[obligatory-decomposition]

Oh this is why every gardening person I know keeps trying to give me the food they grow

[gallusrostromegalus]

That, and we love you. Homegrown produce is a love language.

Unless it's zucchini. Then it's a cry for help.

[elodieunderglass]

Tomato (June) - I think highly of you; treasured friend

Tomato (September) - you are a warm body that is nearby

Fresh new asparagus - romantic love

Artichoke - fondness

New rhubarb with leaves removed - flirtatious potential

Rhubarb with leaves left on - the bloom is gone

Swiss chard - I have made mistakes

Perpetual spinach - declaration of animosity between our houses

White-fleshed potato - you are a neighbor

Blue or red fleshed potato - as above, but with overtones of camaraderie/affection

Kale - you are a person who was nearby when I had kale

Raspberries - you are a person I admire

Strawberries - you are a treasure

Onion - I am confused

Young French beans or young peas - I thought of you especially

Runner beans - mild criticism; familial ties; gift from parent to child

Pumpkins - overt romantic, sexual or childhood-bestie interest; highest declaration of loyalty

Prettily coloured popping corn, I.e. glass gem - let this seal the breach between our houses

Zucchini/courgette - cry for help, resignation

Novelty pumpkins - marriage proposal

[dduane]

(chortle)

[gallusrostromegalus]

Me: huh. Why is this getting a rash of notes all of a sudden?

*discovers paper bag full of zucchini on doorstep*

Me: Ah. That time of year again.

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Anonymous asked:

no one wants to fuck you because you’re mean and strange

grox answered:

So?

[grox]

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?

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[221bspooky]

Dear tumblr staff,

stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time but really, tumblr looks great. try to fix more important things(like the video player) so that we can all properly enjoy the features of tumblr(like the video player)

[partywithponies]

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